Tracy's turn (we eventually lowered it for her)
"When Pigs Fly..."
There's a crack and some candy fell out, kids scramble for SUGAR HIGHS.
Another whack and more candy goes flying. Look closely for Hershey bars and Tootsie rools headed right for me.
Ack, the head broke completely off. But there is still more whacking to do.
(oh lord, I just re-read that, shut up)
...Must... get... candy...
It's nearly over.
Check out that stance, batterbatterbatterbatter...SAwing batter.
And its dead.